Invisibility Cloak

Guess what?
I brushed my teeth with sink water.
I took a hot shower.
My clothes don't smell.
I walked up the street and NO one tried to stop me, tell me where I was, sell me something, show me something, ask where I was from or try to touch me.
I did not nearly get run down by a taxi, auto-rickshaw or cow.
I did not have to worry about stepping in human excrement.
No one wanted to take my photo.
I was even wearing a tank top.
I was even showing my legs.
I even had my hair down.
No one even looked at me.

I'm home.